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The Rise & Fall of Filthy Maggoty Cunt
COMEDY • GRIND • ART
Formed in 1999 by Gender Optimized Rocker Jade Starr aka Sistah Fister who recorded the debut FMC CD Sadomasadistikwankore using a Sony Playstation as back up drummer. The CD Featured 9 Tracks of pure unadulterated toilet humor combined with Thrashy metal riffs and Gutteral Vocals. The CD attracted many fans for some reason so Fister began to recruit a Full Band to play live shows.
Sistah Fister - Vocals / Guitar
Cock Smoking Crack Whore - Bass / Vocals
Chainsaw Charlie - Guitarz / Chainsaw
DJ Uncle Brian - Drums / PS1
TurdCutter - Reserve Guitarz / Scat fiend
Ampy. Shrike, DJ Werkman, Mangina, AirHead also made appearances live.
With the basic line up in order FMC began to terrorize the Melbourne Metal Scene. Early Shows were a shambles, Band members fighting on stage, the playstation blew up and even their own Sound Engineer hurled insults at the band.
FMC did themed shows, DragShows, Hip Hop shows with DJ's, Boy Band Tributes, Dinner Party Shows, Progressive Metal Tribute Nights and Tributes to Jesus Shows (Easter). FMC Featured Stand Up Comedians, Amputees, DJ's, Scat Artists, Unplugged Shows,Raided Road Runner Records Office They Trashed many venues and many peoples eardrums over the 4 years of Mayhem Till 2003 when on tour it was rumored that their Tour bus drive off a cliff on The Pacific HWY.
The FMC line Up
Sistah Fistah
Cock Smokin Crack Whore
Cock Smokin Crack Whore
Vocals, Guitar, Bass, Drums, Gender Bending
Cock Smokin Crack Whore
Cock Smokin Crack Whore
Cock Smokin Crack Whore
Bass, Vocals, Gay Timez
Chainsaw Charlie
Cock Smokin Crack Whore
Chainsaw Charlie
Guitar, Chainsaw, Vocals, Sex Robot Enthusiast
DJ Uncle B
The FMC CREW
Chainsaw Charlie
PlayStation, Casio Calculator Watch, Drums
AMPY
The FMC CREW
The FMC CREW
Exotic Dancer, Able Illusionist
The FMC CREW
The FMC CREW
The FMC CREW
Turdcutter, Mangina, AirHead, Shrike, Werkman, The Melty Creature Dance Troupe, Ricky Miskogi and some other dumb cunts.
FMC - Community Colostomy Bag EP 2021
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NEW FMC EP 2021
FMC New Album 2022
FMC New Album 2022
FMC have just released the long awaited New EP for 2021 "The Community Colostomy Bag". Featuring 7 brand new tracks recorded over a month by Sistah Fistah @ Ridiculocity Studios.
GET IT NOW!!!
FMC New Album 2022
FMC New Album 2022
FMC New Album 2022
The Forthcoming 2022 New FMC Album is not for Snowflake soft cunts. So Fuck Off to your SafeSpace or we’ll send Ampy around to Fuck You Up!
Available whenever We Fucking Feel like IT!
FMC Music Video’s
FMC New Album 2022
The Anal Cave Tour 2002
Check out the Super Low Budget Anal Crud Music Video’s some Gay dude made with his Nokia Flip. The song about fucking hot birds is Dead Sexy! The studs in the video clip scored so many birds they were all over his sack!
The Anal Cave Tour 2002
The Anal Cave Tour 2002
The Anal Cave Tour 2002
The Adelaide Anal Cave Tour was one I really hoped to forget. Our Tour Bus was Graffiti’d, I got punched on stage and Uncle B tried to sell his spleen for some speed. We found the Original Disturbing Tour Diary and will post it SOON!
Banned Original Artwork
The Anal Cave Tour 2002
Banned Original Artwork
Click the album cover for a Below Average Res image of the Original “Sadomasadistikwankore” CD before it was banned by some dumb cunts.
Are you Brootal enough for the Dead Fat Cunt Anniversary Artwork?
Celebrity Squeegee Show
The Anal Cave Tour 2002
Banned Original Artwork
DJ Uncle Brian will Be screening his favourite photos with the vast array of celebrities he has met, fucked or ripped off during his time hanging around with FMC. Sponsored by his New Range Of Squeegee’s. COMING SOON!I
FMC - Sadmasadistikwankorevenmorethanbefore
COMING 2022 NEW FMC ALBUM.
FMC - Filthy Maggoty Cunt
“Sadomasadistikwankorevenmorethanbefore”
Much more than a mere reboot of the original album. We have replaced the old Sony PlayStation drum program of yesteryear with the latest model Casio Calculator Watch Keyboard / Drum machine combo kit. So the drums are going to be better than The Berzerker with a mask full of piss. Roughly 20 new tracks along with the original 9 tracks from the debut album will be fully sick mate.
Song titles so far....
- Don’t Drop the Footy In the Shower....
- Everybody knows that Priests Fuck Kids...
- I’m on the Hunt for a Fat Cunt
- Casual Concrete Enema (Just for fun)
- Drooling over my Naked 9 year old sister.
- Sitting in the Garden stabbing kitten in the forehead.
- Cock Fed Nun
- Everybody Loved Raymond before I brutally murdered him.
- Surprise Snuff Film for Birthday Fun
- Surprise Barbwire proctology Appointment (because you’re gay)
- Surprise Sex Change Holiday Snaps
- Ass Maggots
- WWCSC - Weekend Wookie Crossdressing Skinning Club
- Weekend at Bernie’s 2 (ft. Jesus Christ) Second Cumming Electric boogaloo
- Milo Yiannopolis smells like paedophiles ball sacks and guilt
- Trumps son is a retard a because Ivanka is Jim mom/sister
- INTER-Horse
- Jimmy Savilles Presents Children’s Dead Time Stories
- Cosby, Saville and Harris - The Travelling raparapist
The Awful Taste of your Remains (Single)
The New Single "The Awful Taste of Your Remains" has finally arrived for 2023. Recorded on a live stream in 30 minutes for shits and giggles by Sistah Fistah. New addition on Lead Guitar Gashy Coleman added some lead and the rest is history!
Brutal in your face old school grindcore in 40 seconds of pure mayhem. Lyrics that will make your grandmother puke and a video clip that will melt your brain. This is the new sound of FMC for 2023. Expect a new album later this year!
Available on all Digital Distribution Services, BandCamp.
Community Colostomy Bag (EP)
Finally FMC are Back with a New and Disgusting EP "Community Colostomy Bag" for 2021.
Featuring 7 brand new tracks written, performed, recorded and produced by Sistah Fistah AKA Jade Starr over the month of September 2021. This EP has a little something for everyone!
A collection of Groove, Black, Grind and Doom Metal packed full of lyrics the entire family can sing along with. This EP has a focus on Food Porn with titles like "Suck the Mustard", "Crusty Cunt", "Placenta Pancakes and Puke" and the Debut Music Video "Wank Snot Sandwich". How can I forget the Black Metal Ballad "Snorting My Rapist's Ashes"?
Available on all Digital Distribution Services, BandCamp and there's even some really cool FMC Merch that includes T-Shirts and Pillows!
FMC ARE BACK CUNTS!!!!
Surprise Chef • Cooking With Cum (Single)
Surprise Chef (Cooking With Cum) is the 2nd Single from the forthcoming New FMC Album. The Prefect Night Out for the Homophobe in everyone’s family is Dinner at Surprise Chef.
The victim will be served a three course meal created using the freshest ingredients. Lovingly curated and presented with the expertise & class of a VERY Fancy Restaurant. But the Secret is in The Sauce.
Surprise Chef makes it his duty to engage with the patrons after their fine dining experience to Reveal his Secret Sauce is made entirely from the scrapings of semen collected from discarded condoms that fill the garbage bags of seedy brothels and crack dens.
As Surprise Chef likes to say “Oh I forgot to tell you I’m cooking with CUM!”
FMC - Human Centipede Conga Line (Single)
FMC’s New Single The Human Centipede Conga Line, serves up a delicious distorted Groove Train Of CongaGrindCore that would even get a limbless amputee shaking it’s Groove Thang.
Who knew Experimental Surgical Procedures on Humans could be this fun? Thanks to the magic of The Conga and the Surprise of Extreme Torture.
So get Ass to Mouth, Ass to Mouth & Ass to Mouth down and boogie All Night Long to the Cha Cha Cha Of the Human Centipede Conga Line. Then Masturbate and Groan away the New Day to the smell of Faeces & Death
Available Now!
FMC - Sadomasadistikwankore (Album)
The Original Debut Album that made FMC house hold name on everybody’s lips in crack dens Worldwide for the last 20 years is Back & ReMastermated. Memorable classics like “The Elderly Hurt Crew” and “The Tunnel Of Blood” for the survivors of the #metoo movement will delight.
Songs for all of the family like “Pure Anal”, “I’d like to work with Sanitary Dispensers” and every child’s favourite bedtime nursery rhyme “The Urinal of Punishment”. Digitally put through multiple Compression Thingies to bring out previously inaudible tones that should have stayed unheard.
Better than Bill Cosby’s Special Sauce for insomniacs. Loaded with extra brown noise colon collapsing frequencies makes this ReMasterbated Edition worth your loose change.
So Don’t Delay... Digitally Purchase or Rent this timeless classic so we can reach the 350,000 spins necessary to make $400. C’mon don’t be a Cunt!
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