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Formed in 1999 by Gender Optimized Rocker Jade Starr aka Sistah Fister who recorded the debut FMC CD Sadomasadistikwankore using a Sony Playstation as back up drummer. The CD Featured 9 Tracks of pure unadulterated toilet humor combined with Thrashy metal riffs and Gutteral Vocals. The CD attracted many fans for some reason so Fister began to recruit a Full Band to play live shows.
Sistah Fister - Vocals / Guitar
Cock Smoking Crack Whore - Bass / Vocals
Chainsaw Charlie - Guitarz / Chainsaw
DJ Uncle Brian - Drums / PS1
TurdCutter - Reserve Guitarz / Scat fiend
Ampy. Shrike, DJ Werkman, Mangina, AirHead also made appearances live.
With the basic line up in order FMC began to terrorize the Melbourne Metal Scene. Early Shows were a shambles, Band members fighting on stage, the playstation blew up and even their own Sound Engineer hurled insults at the band.
FMC did themed shows, DragShows, Hip Hop shows with DJ's, Boy Band Tributes, Dinner Party Shows, Progressive Metal Tribute Nights and Tributes to Jesus Shows (Easter). FMC Featured Stand Up Comedians, Amputees, DJ's, Scat Artists, Unplugged Shows,Raided Road Runner Records Office They Trashed many venues and many peoples eardrums over the 4 years of Mayhem Till 2003 when on tour it was rumored that their Tour bus drive off a cliff on The Pacific HWY.
Vocals, Guitar, Bass, Drums, Gender Bending
Bass, Vocals, Gay Timez
Guitar, Chainsaw, Vocals, Sex Robot Enthusiast
PlayStation, Casio Calculator Watch, Drums
Exotic Dancer, Able Illusionist
Turdcutter, Mangina, AirHead, Shrike, Werkman, The Melty Creature Dance Troupe, Ricky Miskogi and some other dumb cunts.
The Adelaide Anal Cave Tour was one I really hoped to forget. Our Tour Bus was Graffiti’d, I got punched on stage and Uncle B tried to sell his spleen for some speed. We found the Original Disturbing Tour Diary and will post it SOON!
DJ Uncle Brian will Be screening his favourite photos with the vast array of celebrities he has met, fucked or ripped off during his time hanging around with FMC. Sponsored by his New Range Of Squeegee’s. COMING SOON!I
FMC - Filthy Maggoty Cunt
Much more than a mere reboot of the original album. We have replaced the old Sony PlayStation drum program of yesteryear with the latest model Casio Calculator Watch Keyboard / Drum machine combo kit. So the drums are going to be better than The Berzerker with a mask full of piss. Roughly 20 new tracks along with the original 9 tracks from the debut album will be fully sick mate.
Song titles so far....
Finally FMC are Back with a New and Disgusting EP "Community Colostomy Bag" for 2021.
Featuring 7 brand new tracks written, performed, recorded and produced by Sistah Fistah AKA Jade Starr over the month of September 2021. This EP has a little something for everyone!
A collection of Groove, Black, Grind and Doom Metal packed full of lyrics the entire family can sing along with. This EP has a focus on Food Porn with titles like "Suck the Mustard", "Crusty Cunt", "Placenta Pancakes and Puke" and the Debut Music Video "Wank Snot Sandwich". How can I forget the Black Metal Ballad "Snorting My Rapist's Ashes"?
Avaialable on all Digital Distribution Services, BandCamp and there's even some really cool FMC Merch that includes T-Shirts and Pillows!
FMC ARE BACK CUNTS!!!!
Surprise Chef (Cooking With Cum) is the 2nd Single from the forthcoming New FMC Album. The Prefect Night Out for the Homophobe in everyone’s family is Dinner at Surprise Chef.
The victim will be served a three course meal created using the freshest ingredients. Lovingly curated and presented with the expertise & class of a VERY Fancy Restaurant. But the Secret is in The Sauce.
Surprise Chef makes it his duty to engage with the patrons after their fine dining experience to Reveal his Secret Sauce is made entirely from the scrapings of semen collected from discarded condoms that fill the garbage bags of seedy brothels and crack dens.
As Surprise Chef likes to say “Oh I forgot to tell you I’m cooking with CUM!”
FMC’s New Single The Human Centipede Conga Line, serves up a delicious distorted Groove Train Of CongaGrindCore that would even get a limbless amputee shaking it’s Groove Thang.
Who knew Experimental Surgical Procedures on Humans could be this fun? Thanks to the magic of The Conga and the Surprise of Extreme Torture.
So get Ass to Mouth, Ass to Mouth & Ass to Mouth down and boogie All Night Long to the Cha Cha Cha Of the Human Centipede Conga Line. Then Masturbate and Groan away the New Day to the smell of Faeces & Death
The Original Debut Album that made FMC house hold name on everybody’s lips in crack dens Worldwide for the last 20 years is Back & ReMastermated. Memorable classics like “The Elderly Hurt Crew” and “The Tunnel Of Blood” for the survivors of the #metoo movement will delight.
Songs for all of the family like “Pure Anal”, “I’d like to work with Sanitary Dispensers” and every child’s favourite bedtime nursery rhyme “The Urinal of Punishment”. Digitally put through multiple Compression Thingies to bring out previously inaudible tones that should have stayed unheard.
Better than Bill Cosby’s Special Sauce for insomniacs. Loaded with extra brown noise colon collapsing frequencies makes this ReMasterbated Edition worth your loose change.
So Don’t Delay... Digitally Purchase or Rent this timeless classic so we can reach the 350,000 spins necessary to make $400. C’mon don’t be a Cunt!
The Story of the Sadistik Seagull Fucker was created using a Nokia Flip Phone. Then edited using a High Quality “Breville” Beta-Max Video Recorder.
The “Actors” requested to remain anonymous & received no payment for their performances as Sexual Perverts Haunting Local Parks and Beaches seeking the Company of Seagulls. Absolute Professionals who just REALLY LOVE BIRDS.
I look forward to them Housesitting my large Aviary over the coming Holiday Season.
Sluglips & Pearls was recorded in 2017. The music was written by Sistah Fistah and then we handed the music and a video camera to the Inmates of a Mental Asylum for a week. So we basically just added the ridiculocity lunacy that was captured and added a pitch shifter to make it Mental Brootal!
We have no idea what the song is about. As far as I can tell it’s the story of some weirdo who’s obsessed with pearls, a guy who looks like a bulldog and some freak named Slug Lip.
So this song is about a joke I always tell at parties, work conferences and funerals. It may not have always got the laughs it deserves. But it always get you thinking on a deeper level also. So ...
Anyway.. Why do goats have horns?? For something to hang on to in the barn late at night whilst everyone was asleep... hahahahaha it’s so funny cause we’ve all been there. Anyhow that’s how I wrote this song. I love happy endings.